when you're a cunt to me


when you're a cunt to me,
I hate your face
it is ugly and mean
your nose wrinkles up
and your forehead is pinched
and your eyes are all awkward.

I imagine your head is a great big balloon
I could pop it with a comical needle
All your yucky goo would pour out
I would see you for who you really are
your horrible insides, you're horrible inside
you should be cut open and scrubbed
with scrubbing brush and bleach.

when you're a cunt to me,
I want to cuddle up in the blankets
because I hate the mean things you say
and the way your cheeks twitch with spite
your mouth hangs open with disdain
your eyes gawp, you hope I see
that they're like shallow puddles
but it never works like that
when you're a cunt to me

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