Fresh out of the neither swampy nor verdant nor marshlands of Australia, two-thousand-and-four’s Gedanken has blended the incredibly awesome yet harsh digital domain with that of the furry, voluptuous analogue.

Gedanken’s “The Egg Nightmares” cuts right to the core of modern values like an angry forum administrator through a thread full of trolls and angry teenagers trying to sound like Salman Rushdie. Upon listening to this collection of musics, you will realise that ‘The Egg Nightmares’ is like hovering in a roflcopter above fyad whilst flopping a pair of fake boobs out of the window.

It embraces what every person holds near and dear to their hearts and envelops them in the green pungent goo of the world-wide-webbu

Listen as the sounds fold in on themselves like a virginal sheaf of A4 besieged by a paper-aeroplane obsessed young child!

Hark as the tree of aural bliss sheds it leaves upon you!

Lend your ears to Gedanken as it flops slabs of meaty kick drum in your unsuspecting face!

Like a bottle of car polish trying to sing a Gregorian chant or a group of surly abandoned chocolate wrappers performing a symphony, all we can say when we hear ‘The Egg Nightmares’ is omfg…

list of tracks:

#01 Girl (original version)
#02 Day to Dusk
#03 The Egg Nightmares
#04 Answering Makhine (soundboard)
#05 Double Sunday
#06 Knife Fight in Spanish Quarter
#07 The Playground (hot dirty fsck edit)
#08 Little Edward’s Toy
#09 Leslie’s Migraine No. 4 (soundboard)
#10 Severe Memory (Gedanken 304)
#11 Happy in June

equipments used:

many sleepless nights in front of a daw, twining’s irish breakfast tea, countless cigarettes, bored friends and bye-bye girls, numerous sets of broken headphone, candy-covered chocolate dropped into bowl, some pillow, paranoid’s inspiration, internet internet internet

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